Love the song? I know…I know…so the lyrics have been provided:
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Today some bitch gave me the bird, she was riding whore on the back of a motorcycle.
I have no idea what I did.
What makes this a typical East Dallas post is that she looked cracked out, with her burnt blonde hair and oh-so-fashionable ratty jean shorts….and the man controlling the motorbike was for all accounts and purposes, Mexican.
I don’t know if the bike was a Harley, cause the only thing I know about motorcycles is watch out when it’s your birthday and you end up in an after-hours biker bar. I stayed until after 9am that day, AND cleaned porn out of the bathroom. (Also in East Dallas, so it’s totally relevant).
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If you’re anybody who’s anybody you probably know this already…BUT – to everyone who may not:
The Starbucks on Gaston and Haskell is the worst in the world.
Never go there.
They can’t make a drink for shit.
This is a real life picture of it found on the internet:
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At 12:40 the Eritreans started to dance.
They slowly wandered on the dancefloor and shook and shimmied and shuffled with casual restraint.
Soon the dancefloor was full.
Fishr: When’t the last time you saw a Mexican play some Eritrean music?
Reflect: Beautiful
It’s great seeing thugged out dudes dancing to some wild ass gorgeous African music…still trying to act hard while we’re up here buggin the fuck out like on some old “Tame the Jaguar spirit”
And Eritrean women are FIIIIIINE.
FIIIIIIIIIIINE!!!!!!!!
No really, for real it’s like crazy how banging these broads is.
Reflect: You know them songs are like 18 minutes long, man. They need a rest.
Prompting the thought, “Bahlna music is that shit”
Next up, this dude:
they weren’t feeling him – but THIS GUY is killing it right now at 10 to 2am:
Meshesh is that dude
BOOM SON!!!!! http://www.bahlnaproductions.com/
Fishr: I’m gonna watch The Lion King tonight.
Shout out the long torso Eritrean bitches from Canada.
For real, ya’ll.
These first generation mu’fuckas is NO JOKE!!!
Dudes be lookin like Middle Eastern slash African but the chicks is retarded dope…
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Cutlass, Cutlass Supreme?
A Taurus of some kind?
Today me and DJ Fishr Pryce pulled up next to a vampire pimp – decked to the nines.
Dead and long fake hair, inches of makeup, great sunglasses, and dressed like your everyday mid-17th century upscale pimp – not these budget mu’fuckas we be getting round here most of the time.
Holla if you’ve ever been slapped by a light skinned black dude vampire pimp.
Reflect: Yo you gotta pull up man, I can’t be beside this guy.
Fishr: YO!!!
Laughter, and we pull up a car length…
Fishr: That guy could slap you from here.
Reflect: Such a pimp.
Fishr: He could slap you from his car to here, and the money in your wallet would be gone afterwards.
We wish we could share a photo of this marvelous, dangerous creature – but we tried and the photo came out like this:
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