Today some bitch gave me the bird, she was riding whore on the back of a motorcycle.
I have no idea what I did.
What makes this a typical East Dallas post is that she looked cracked out, with her burnt blonde hair and oh-so-fashionable ratty jean shorts….and the man controlling the motorbike was for all accounts and purposes, Mexican.
I don’t know if the bike was a Harley, cause the only thing I know about motorcycles is watch out when it’s your birthday and you end up in an after-hours biker bar. I stayed until after 9am that day, AND cleaned porn out of the bathroom. (Also in East Dallas, so it’s totally relevant).
